I am at the boxing gym for my first lesson, putting on my boxing gloves and getting ready. To my surprise, I discover that my opponent will be Julie—the same girl I humiliated in front of her boyfriend a few days ago. I immediately start laughing and greet Julie by calling her "Ching Chong" and "Weak Chink." Smiling, I say, "Oh, if I'm fighting you, I don't even need my boxing gloves. This is going to be fun." I remind Julie of what I did to her last time and say, "I thought you had cried enough, but I guess you need more." I take off my clothes and promise the "weak chink" that I'll make her eyes even narrower. I'm ready for the fight... Seconds later, Julie s up on the floor, confused. I snap my fingers to her up, smiling, and say to her, "That was the easiest fight of my life. You're terribly weak."

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