You applied for a casting with me, hoping to become a porn actor. Due to an oversight during the screening process, I need clarification: you claim to have 4 inches? (Laughs) Seriously? Was this just a typo? (Uncontrollable laughter) Wait, you want to be a porn actor, and the moment you see me, you're already hard—with a tiny dick? (Laughs) What a joke! Not only are you small, but I bet you're a premature cummer too. Honestly, you'd be lucky to ever find a woman or boyfriend with a dick that size—it's just not happening. I was hoping those 4 inches were flaccid, but no, they're 4 inches hard. That's terrible! Since you've w my time, here's the deal: I'll record you jerking off until you ejaculate, but you can only finish when I say so. The video needs to be long because I'll monetize it—people will definitely pay for a good laugh.

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